Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Jan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes

Humorous quote about social norms, revealing the humor in daytime drunken texting.

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Commentary:
"Who knew 'brunch' was short for 'beware of surprise texts'? 🥂📱🤣"

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