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Mar 29, 2026

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Humorous quote about social norms, revealing the humor in daytime drunken texting.

Commentary:
"Who knew 'brunch' was short for 'beware of surprise texts'? 🥂📱🤣"

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