Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon. Commentary:"Who knew 'brunch' was short for 'beware of surprise texts'? 🥂📱🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend. Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things. I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text. How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you. Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.
