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"Sounds like a perfect sequel to my autobiography: 'Chapter 1: Survived Monday, barely. Conclusion: Happy Friday!' 🎉🙃 #AdultingStruggles"

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32 shares on Reddit this month:

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Keep the laugh going 😂

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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