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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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