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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.