First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, nothing screams romance like 'till death do us start!' 😂💀🌹" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Date night idea: fight another couple. First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues. Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed. Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave. Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.