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Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Making waves on Telegram:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Shared recently on Reddit:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Trending via Slack:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Live now on Reddit:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Spotted on TikTok:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Spotted on YouTube:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Breaking via Facebook:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Spotted on Threads:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

Going viral on Slack:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Breaking via Telegram:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Breaking via Instagram:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Making waves on X:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Just landed via Reddit:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Spotted on X:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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