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Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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Just shared via Slack:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Breaking via YouTube:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

Breaking via Telegram:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Spotted on WeChat:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

Going bananas on Instagram:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Live now on Pinterest:

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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29 shares on TikTok this month:

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

87 shares on Slack this month:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

69 shares on X this month:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

67 shares on X this month:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

38 shares on X this month:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

86 shares on X this month:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

72 shares on Slack this month:

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Going bananas on Slack:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

Trending via Instagram:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Live now on Telegram:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Spotted on YouTube:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Just shared via X:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

Seen just now on YouTube:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

Making waves on Discord:

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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