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The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Seen just now on Slack:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Breaking via Slack:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Just landed via WeChat:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Trending via TikTok:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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86 shares on Discord this month:

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

89 shares on Threads this month:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

61 shares on X this month:

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

65 shares on Discord this month:

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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50 shades of single.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Going viral on Facebook:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Spotted on Telegram:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Breaking via Messenger:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Trending via Pinterest:

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

Just landed via Instagram:

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Spotted on YouTube:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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