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Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Breaking via TikTok:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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73 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

10 shares on Facebook this month:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Spotted on Threads:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Going viral on Reddit:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Just shared via X:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Spotted on WeChat:

Having a job ruined my life.

Just landed via Telegram:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Trending via Facebook:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Just shared via TikTok:

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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