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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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Going viral on Discord:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Spotted on Discord:

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

Going viral on Telegram:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Making waves on Reddit:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Live now on X:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Spotted on Slack:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

Live now on Slack:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

79 shares on X this month:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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Live now on Instagram:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Making waves on Discord:

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

Going viral on Telegram:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Just landed via YouTube:

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

Live now on Discord:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Spotted on WeChat:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Just shared via WeChat:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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