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Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Going viral on Twitch:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Just landed via Discord:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Shared recently on Slack:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Spotted on TikTok:

Wolves should really raise more people.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Just landed via TikTok:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Spotted on Telegram:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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57 shares on Slack this month:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

31 shares on X this month:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

53 shares on X this month:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Trending via Telegram:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Shared recently on Discord:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Just landed via TikTok:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Making waves on TikTok:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Going viral on TikTok:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

Shared recently on Threads:

My body is a vessel for various dips.

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