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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Breaking via Telegram:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

Just landed via Telegram:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Shared recently on Discord:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Just shared via Slack:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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54 shares on Twitch this month:

You don’t read Dostoevsky. You survive him.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

47 shares on Discord this month:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

55 shares on X this month:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

28 shares on Messenger this month:

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

41 shares on Discord this month:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Spotted on Threads:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Shared recently on Reddit:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Just shared via Twitch:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Going bananas on X:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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