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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.