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Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

75 shares on Threads this month:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

74 shares on X this month:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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I am half agony, half hope.

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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