Funny age 30 quotes

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.