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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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69 but we both just farting.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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