31 Funny amazing quotes

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.