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Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,509

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Breaking via Messenger:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Spotted on WeChat:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Spotted on Discord:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Live now on Snapchat:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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20 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

27 shares on X this month:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

76 shares on Threads this month:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

56 shares on X this month:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,591

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Just landed via Facebook:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

Trending via Threads:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Spotted on Telegram:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

Making waves on Twitch:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Shared recently on Messenger:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Going viral on Facebook:

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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