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Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Just landed via Telegram:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Making waves on Facebook:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Going viral on YouTube:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Reported on Twitch:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Making waves on Telegram:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Seen just now on X:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Trending via Facebook:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Spotted on Discord:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Spotted on TikTok:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Going viral on Pinterest:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Breaking via Reddit:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Breaking via Discord:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Shared recently on Slack:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Spotted on YouTube:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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