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Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Breaking via Threads:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Trending via Discord:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

Live now on X:

Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

Just shared via X:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Freshly posted on X:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Seen just now on Slack:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Going viral on Reddit:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

Just landed via Snapchat:

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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66 shares on Instagram this month:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

58 shares on Slack this month:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

84 shares on Threads this month:

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Trending via Twitch:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

Spotted on Pinterest:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Making waves on Facebook:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Live now on Slack:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Just shared via Messenger:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

Making waves on X:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Going viral on TikTok:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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