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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Seen just now on Discord:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Reported on Instagram:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Making waves on Telegram:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Live now on Discord:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

The future is buffering.

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Reported on Pinterest:

My love language is being sent money.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Spotted on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Just landed via Twitch:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Trending via Instagram:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Spotted on Threads:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Going viral on X:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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