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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so donโ€™t get too excited.

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Iโ€™m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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You think youโ€™re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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I donโ€™t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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I want to be rich enough where Iโ€™m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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I wanna be a jellyfishโ€” no heart, no brain, no feelings, no painโ€” just blub blub blub.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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No, Iโ€™m not depressed. Iโ€™m sure thereโ€™s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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Iโ€™m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, โ€œstop eating that ball, dude.โ€

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didnโ€™t trust the person who brought it.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Sometimes when Iโ€™m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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Heโ€™s making a list, heโ€™s checking it twice, heโ€™s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting peopleโ€™s grammar online is still free.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesnโ€™t care about your feelings.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

Live now on YouTube:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because itโ€™s just such a joy to be alive.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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The urge to say โ€œyeah, you should do thatโ€, especially when you have no clue.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sending your selfies to NASA because youโ€™re a star.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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