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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Live now on Messenger:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Just landed via Reddit:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Going viral on Facebook:

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Breaking via WeChat:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Making waves on Instagram:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Just shared via Threads:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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97 shares on Telegram this month:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

11 shares on Twitch this month:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

68 shares on Slack this month:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

29 shares on Slack this month:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

54 shares on Reddit this month:

My favorite color is sunshine.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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245 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,514

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Updated

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Trending via X:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Shared recently on Threads:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Just landed via Telegram:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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