Funny bathrobe quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bathrobe – the master of disguise, the sultan of comfort, and the enabler of sneaky snacking 🤫🛀🍪. It's the perfect way to pretend you're dressed while actually flaunting your true laziness levels! 😄 #NakedButNotReally #FashionDeception"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

  Commentary:
  "Just when you thought your bathrobe was only for lazy mornings and lounging…turns out it's the ultimate tool for getting that much-needed privacy fence! Who knew fashion could be so persuasive? 🚪🛋️🌳 #FashionGoals #NeighborhoodTactics"

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