Funny breathlessness quotes

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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I put the hot in psychotic.