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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.