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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Just shared via Instagram:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Just landed via Twitch:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Just landed via Discord:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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13 shares on YouTube this month:

App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Sausage might clog my arteries, but it lubricates my soul.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

55 shares on Discord this month:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

97 shares on Telegram this month:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

There’s a certain nothing about you.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Going viral on Threads:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Trending via Threads:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

Shared recently on Slack:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Breaking via Discord:

A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

Spotted on Twitch:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Trending via WeChat:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Seen just now on Discord:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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