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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Seen just now on Threads:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Breaking via X:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Trending via Twitch:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Just landed via Threads:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Just landed via Telegram:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Spotted on TikTok:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Live now on X:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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