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Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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Just shared via Instagram:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Spotted on Slack:

Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

Just shared via Messenger:

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It was all revealed to me in a delusion.

Going viral on Threads:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Going viral on YouTube:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Overthinkaholic!

Breaking via Pinterest:

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

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83 shares on YouTube this month:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

99 shares on Telegram this month:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

94 shares on Discord this month:

There are too many neglected emojis.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Friends with consequences.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

Making waves on Slack:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Trending via Reddit:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Just landed via X:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Making waves on Twitch:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

Seen just now on Twitch:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

Trending via Threads:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Making waves on TikTok:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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