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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Funny classical music quotes

Funny classical music quotes bring a hilarious twist to timeless tunes 🎻😂 Whether you’re a maestro or just love a good laugh, these witty sayings hit all the right notes 🎶🤣 Get ready to giggle through symphonies and chuckle between concertos — because classical music doesn’t always have to be serious! 🎼🎉

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Share →: Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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"Judging by the vintage charm and analog warmth, it won't be long before cassette tapes start composing their own symphonies 🎵📼🎶 Who knew our mixtapes were destined for the classical hall of fame? 🏛️🤔 #RetroMelodies"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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"Who knew chasing a mouse around could lead to such refined tastes? 🐭🎶 But hey, at least it's better than chasing people around for fun! 😏 #ClassicalMusic #TomAndJerry"

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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