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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Spotted on Instagram:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Making waves on Twitch:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Making waves on Discord:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Making waves on Threads:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Going viral on Snapchat:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Live now on Twitch:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Trending via Snapchat:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Just landed via Twitch:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Just shared via Instagram:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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