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Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Just shared via Facebook:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Making waves on Pinterest:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Trending via Facebook:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Breaking via Instagram:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Just landed via Instagram:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Trending via Telegram:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Seen just now on YouTube:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Seen just now on Messenger:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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31 shares on YouTube this month:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

44 shares on Threads this month:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,124

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17,272

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Updated

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Shared recently on Slack:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Spotted on Reddit:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Breaking via X:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Making waves on X:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Trending via X:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Making waves on LinkedIn:

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

Making waves on Messenger:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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