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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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