Funny counterfeit quotes

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.