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Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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Live now on Reddit:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Broadcasted on TikTok:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Live now on YouTube:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Going viral on YouTube:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Making waves on Twitch:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Trending via Discord:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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29 shares on WeChat this month:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

24 shares on Threads this month:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

81 shares on X this month:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

25 shares on Discord this month:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

26 shares on Threads this month:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

42 shares on Discord this month:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Just shared via Instagram:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Making waves on Reddit:

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Just landed via Instagram:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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