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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Breaking via Twitch:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Spotted on Twitch:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Just landed via Slack:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Going viral on Instagram:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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31 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

75 shares on X this month:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

61 shares on Telegram this month:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

27 shares on Slack this month:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

75 shares on X this month:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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Just shared via Twitch:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

Live now on Threads:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Seen just now on TikTok:

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

Just shared via Facebook:

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Shared recently on X:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Going viral on X:

On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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