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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Share →: So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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🕵️‍♂️🔍 Ah, the classic "Creepy Steve" scenario in every true crime podcast! It's like a game of Clue where the suspect's name is practically screaming "Guilty!" from the get-go. But hey, at least we can always rely on the community to have a unanimously agreed-upon nickname for the potential suspect, right? "Creepy Steve" strikes again! 🔎🚨

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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