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Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Spotted on Twitch:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Trending via Instagram:

My parents think they know me.

Trending via Slack:

Grok, put light in her eyes.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Just shared via Messenger:

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Just shared via YouTube:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Spotted on WeChat:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

55 shares on YouTube this month:

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

67 shares on Threads this month:

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

35 shares on Slack this month:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

That fight could’ve been an email.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

5 folks are currently checking 👀

You should be able to call in sad to work.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Reddit:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Going bananas on Slack:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Breaking via Slack:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Broadcasted on X:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Going viral on Facebook:

At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

Spotted on Threads:

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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