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Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Seen just now on Facebook:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Going viral on Slack:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Going viral on Slack:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Trending via Pinterest:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Spotted on Twitch:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Trending via Threads:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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73 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

81 shares on Slack this month:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

14 shares on Instagram this month:

Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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Live now on YouTube:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Just shared via Slack:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Making waves on Facebook:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

Live now on Twitch:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Live now on Instagram:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Trending via Instagram:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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