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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Making waves on Reddit:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Going viral on Slack:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Just landed via Twitch:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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Share →: I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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Looks like the passenger seat in a Cybertruck is reserved exclusively for Elon Musk's ego! 🚗👤 #LonelyRide
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Share →: Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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"Whoever named it a Cybertruck must have missed a golden opportunity to call it a Deplorean – missed it like Marty McFly missed his parents' first date! 🛸🔌 #BackToTheFuture #CybertruckOrDeplorean"

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Breaking via Discord:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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