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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Going viral on YouTube:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Just shared via Twitch:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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Share →: I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Just shared via X:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Making waves on WeChat:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Just landed via Telegram:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Breaking via Instagram:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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