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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.