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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Making waves on YouTube:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Just shared via Messenger:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Going viral on Discord:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Breaking via Threads:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Just shared via Twitch:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Just shared via YouTube:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Netflix & by yourself.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Trending via Telegram:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Shared recently on Messenger:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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