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Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Trending via Telegram:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Breaking via Slack:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Just landed via Twitch:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Going bananas on X:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Live now on Reddit:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

88 shares on X this month:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

42 shares on Messenger this month:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

74 shares on Slack this month:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

60 shares on Threads this month:

January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Trending via Twitch:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Trending via Messenger:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

Making waves on WeChat:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Shared recently on Facebook:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

Shared recently on Instagram:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Seen just now on Threads:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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