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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Going viral on Instagram:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Going viral on X:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Shared recently on WeChat:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Freshly posted on Slack:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Going viral on Threads:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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Going viral on Slack:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Going viral on Instagram:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Reported on TikTok:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Going viral on Twitch:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Going viral on Slack:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Just shared via Facebook:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Shared recently on YouTube:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Making waves on WeChat:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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