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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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Funny demons quotes

Funny demons quotes bring a wickedly hilarious twist to the supernatural world 👹✨ Whether you’re into cheeky hellfire humor or mischievous spirits cracking jokes, these quotes will have you laughing like a mischievous imp 😂🔥 Perfect for sharing with friends who love a little dark comedy with their day! Ready to unleash some devilishly good vibes? Let’s dive into the funniest fiendish sayings out there! 😈💬

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

1 month ago
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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

1 month ago
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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

1 month ago
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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

1 month ago
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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

1 month ago
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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

2 months ago
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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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