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Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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Going viral on Reddit:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Going bananas on Slack:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I need money, not feelings.

Making waves on Discord:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Just shared via Discord:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Funny descent quotes

Funny descent quotes 🚀 bring a hilarious twist to those moments when things go a little downhill—literally or figuratively! Whether you’re talking about skydiving fails, awkward family reunions, or just life’s unexpected tumbles, these witty lines add laughter to every slip and slide 😂. Ready to lift your spirits and embrace the chaos with a smile? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to describe going down without losing your cool! 🎢🤣

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Social Media Stars ⭐

44 shares on Threads this month:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

87 shares on Facebook this month:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

26 shares on Discord this month:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Making waves on Messenger:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

Just shared via Twitch:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Shared recently on X:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Making waves on X:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Going viral on Snapchat:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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