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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Just landed via Messenger:

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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