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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Trending via Twitch:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Just landed via Telegram:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Live now on Slack:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Just landed via WeChat:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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