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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Spotted on Reddit:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

Making waves on TikTok:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Shared recently on X:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Live now on Slack:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Funny disorder quotes 😂🌀 are the perfect way to laugh through life’s little chaos! Whether you’re dealing with quirky habits or just love a good chuckle about the mind’s wild side, these witty lines will brighten your day 🌟✨. Embrace the madness with a smile and share the joy of finding humor in disorderly moments! 🎉💫

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3 weeks ago

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"Right? Who else can diagnose you with a case of 'Me-itis'? 🤪🩺"

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3 weeks ago

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"Oh, anxiety just can't resist dipping its toes into the stomach pool, can it? 🤦‍♂️ Talk about crossing the line! Sorry anxiety, no VIP access to the digestive system, stick to wreaking havoc in the mind! 🧠💁‍♂️"

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4 months ago

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When your charm is "clinically" approved 😂🩺

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Spotted on Messenger:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Spotted on YouTube:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Spotted on Instagram:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Just landed via WeChat:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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