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Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Going viral on Telegram:

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Going viral on Threads:

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Live now on YouTube:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Spotted on Telegram:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Just landed via Reddit:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Spotted on X:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Trending via Threads:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Seen just now on X:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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Share →: They should name a personality disorder after me.

Commentary:
"Right? Who else can diagnose you with a case of 'Me-itis'? 🤪🩺"
6 months ago
Share →: Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Commentary:
"Oh, anxiety just can't resist dipping its toes into the stomach pool, can it? 🤦‍♂️ Talk about crossing the line! Sorry anxiety, no VIP access to the digestive system, stick to wreaking havoc in the mind! 🧠💁‍♂️"

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Shared recently on Discord:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Making waves on Snapchat:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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