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Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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353 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 12, 2026

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Going viral on Threads:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Shared recently on Discord:

Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

Shared recently on X:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

Going viral on Reddit:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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95 shares on X this month:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

86 shares on Slack this month:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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353 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,622

Funny Quotes Topics

17,673

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15,622

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.

Spotted on Twitch:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Just shared via Slack:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Going bananas on X:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Spotted on X:

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Breaking via Messenger:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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