24 Funny domestic life quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'dishwasher loading dispute' – a tale as old as time! 🍽️😅 Looks like the dishwasher duty switcheroo is real, folks! Remember, it's all fun and games until you become the designated dishwasher master!🧼🤷‍♂️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of domestic bliss! When life gives you lemons, make sure to angrily scrub them clean, chop them with fury, and fold that laundry like it insulted your cooking! 🍋🔪👚 #MomLife #DomesticGoddess"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the kitchen drama turned into a bathroom surprise plot twist! 🪳🚽 Who knew a cockroach could cause such a household adventure? Just another day in the life of an unexpected insect relocation expert! 🤣 #HouseholdHijinks

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a true master of efficiency! 👀🧹 Who needs a broom when you have the power of the stare? 😄 Keep sweeping those rooms with style! ✨🏡 #SweepingTakingItToTheNextLevel

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