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Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,425

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Seen just now on Discord:

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

Live now on Instagram:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Making waves on Threads:

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

31 shares on X this month:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

74 shares on X this month:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

25 shares on Reddit this month:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,539

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I’m running out of people I like.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Making waves on Instagram:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Just shared via YouTube:

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

Shared recently on X:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Going viral on Snapchat:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Live now on Threads:

I suffer from awesomnia.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Just landed via Reddit:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Going viral on Snapchat:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Trending via TikTok:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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