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Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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Live now on LinkedIn:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Spotted on Reddit:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Trending via TikTok:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Reported on Threads:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Spotted on Slack:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Going viral on Snapchat:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Making waves on Threads:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Going viral on TikTok:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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Shared recently on Threads:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Trending via Slack:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Spotted on Threads:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Just shared via Discord:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Live now on Facebook:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Just landed via TikTok:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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