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When cucumbers become hydration MVPs! 🥒🏆
161 Funny drink quotes
I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.
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Sounds like your bladder's running a hydration marathon! 🏃♂️💧😂
What does international law say about a third Margarita?
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When in doubt, consult the cocktail amendment! 🍹🍸😉
My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.
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Lemonade connoisseur in pursuit of the perfect sip, or just thirsty for punishment? 🍋😂
This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.
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When your energy drink unlocks DLC colors for your vision! 🥤🌈👀
Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.
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When your health bar is low but your spirits need a boost: 🍺✨ Cheers to magical potions! 😂
Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.
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Here's a refreshing dose of stress on the rocks! 🧊😅🍹
One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.
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Time to channel my inner British aristocrat 🫖👑 Fancy a cuppa while I flaunt my kettle-on skills? ☕😄
Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.
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I hear ya! Nothing like a classy night of candlelit "therapy" and grape juice 🍷🕯️😄
I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.
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When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤