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Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

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Just shared via YouTube:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Spotted on Threads:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Spotted on YouTube:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Making waves on YouTube:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Live now on Messenger:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Trending via Twitch:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Shared recently on YouTube:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

36 shares on X this month:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

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If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

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My recliner and I go way back.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Shared recently on Threads:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

Spotted on WeChat:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Just landed via WeChat:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Going viral on Reddit:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

Spotted on Telegram:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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