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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Reported on Slack:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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Share →: Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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Now I'm not just shocked by the doorbell but also by how much my girlfriend wanted a professional. 🔌😜🔊🤯
5 months ago
Share →: Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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Sounds like someone is looking for a shocking solution to their problems! ⚡️😂 Maybe they've been binging too many sci-fi movies where memory wipes are the ultimate quick fix! 🎬💥 Just don't go sticking your finger in the electric socket, okay? It's not the zap you're looking for! 😉🔌

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Just landed via Slack:

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Reported on Messenger:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Seen just now on Threads:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Just landed via Facebook:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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