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Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

Just landed via Threads:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Seen just now on Messenger:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Spotted on Reddit:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Trending via Discord:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Blink if you want me!

Making waves on YouTube:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Going viral on X:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Making waves on WeChat:

“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

Going viral on Messenger:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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34 shares on Facebook this month:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

72 shares on Slack this month:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

20 shares on Slack this month:

That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Freshly posted on X:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Going viral on Slack:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Spotted on Facebook:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Just shared via Messenger:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Going viral on TikTok:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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