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Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

Trending via Pinterest:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Going viral on Discord:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

Trending via Messenger:

A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

Just shared via X:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Making waves on Threads:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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56 shares on Snapchat this month:

My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

74 shares on Discord this month:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

54 shares on X this month:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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I run a parody bank account.

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Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Just shared via Threads:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Spotted on Snapchat:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Freshly posted on Discord:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

Going bananas on Twitch:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Breaking via Facebook:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Spotted on Instagram:

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Spotted on Instagram:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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