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Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Trending via X:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Going bananas on WeChat:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Making waves on Instagram:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Trending via TikTok:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Just landed via X:

“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

Live now on TikTok:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Trending via Pinterest:

Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

Live now on Instagram:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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43 shares on YouTube this month:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

71 shares on Threads this month:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

48 shares on Facebook this month:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

96 shares on Discord this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

18 shares on Discord this month:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Just landed via WeChat:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Going viral on Messenger:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Live now on TikTok:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Breaking via X:

Weddings should have a worst man.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Just landed via Slack:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Trending via TikTok:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Making waves on Reddit:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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