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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

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Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

89 shares on Slack this month:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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Funny elementary school quotes

New funny elementary school quotes 👇

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

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