Commentary:
"Sure, tattoos might limit my job options, but have you seen my personality? It's a real game-changer! 😏💁♀️ Who needs a restrictive job when you have charisma oozing out of your pores, am I right?"
39 Funny employment quotes
Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.
Commentary:
"Remember, in the world of job interviews, it's a game of give and take! 🤥💼 Don't be afraid to put your acting skills to the test just like they are 😉 #JobInterviewTactics"
I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.
Commentary:
Isn't it funny how the playing field of job opportunities is now equally dismal for everyone, tattoos or not? 🤣💼 It's like the only requirement for a good job now is… umm, having good luck? Or maybe just being a cat whisperer? 🐱🔮Oh, the times we live in! 😅
The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.
Commentary:
"Trying to find a new job when you're already happily employed is like trying to find a better meal after devouring a delicious feast…why ruin a good thing? 🍔😅 #FirstWorldProblems"
Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.
Commentary:
Boss: You'll never find another job like this.
Me: That'd be great! 🤣🙌 Nothing quite like breaking free from the mundane, am I right? Time to spread my wings and find a job where Fridays are celebrated and the coffee doesn't taste like regret. Good luck to me! 🕺🚀 #NewJobHunt
No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.
Commentary:
"Well, I was perfecting my ninja skills and outrunning paparazzi 🕶️🏃♂️ What about you? Maybe solving world mysteries or unraveling the secrets of the universe? 🔍🌌"
Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.
Commentary:
"Applying for a job online is like sending your resume into a black hole and then getting interviewed like you were hand-picked by the heavens above 🌟💼 It's like, hey, I applied because I need a job and you had openings – it's not rocket science! 🚀😂"
I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.
Commentary:
"Looks like the boss (aka YOU) is not feeling so generous with the budget lately 🤷♂️ Maybe it's time for a performance review with some self-reflection? 😅💼 #DIYBoss"
No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.
Commentary:
"Sorry LinkedIn, I may be open to snacks and naps, but work? That's a non-negotiable contract! 💼😂 #ProfessionalPriorities"
The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.
Commentary:
"Who needs a Christmas party when you can have a solo dance party in your pajamas at home? 🎄💃 Can't argue with the perks of being self-employed! 😉 #PartyOfOne"