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Guess we've got grandparents running the world's craziest game of "Who Moved My Cheese?" 😂🧀🌍
45 Funny employment quotes
New term for people with jobs: emploids.
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Trying to become an "emploid" so I can get upgrades in coffee consumption ☕🔧
Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.
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Trying to keep my brain organized like a sock drawer full of mismatched ideas! 🧦🧠
A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.
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Sounds like he's found the ultimate life hack for job hunting 😂📝🚀
Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?
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Applying all my hut skills to become the ultimate Hut Manager! 🍕🕶️🏕️
Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.
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When multitasking becomes a superpower, but nobody gets the cape. 🦸♂️🦸♀️💸
If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.
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Guess I’ll need to bring my juggling skills to the office! 🤹♂️📈😅
The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.
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"Efficiency is just a fancy word for 'congratulations, here’s more work!' 🎉🗂️🤣"
I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.
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"Dreaming of a job title: 'Professional Daydreamer and Snack Tester' 😂💤🍕"
I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.
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"That's certainly one way to skip the 9-to-5 grind! 😂👶🚫 #LifeHack"