Commentary:
Guess I’ll need to bring my juggling skills to the office! 🤹♂️📈😅
39 Funny employment quotes
The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.
Commentary:
"Efficiency is just a fancy word for 'congratulations, here’s more work!' 🎉🗂️🤣"
I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.
Commentary:
"Dreaming of a job title: 'Professional Daydreamer and Snack Tester' 😂💤🍕"
I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.
Commentary:
"That's certainly one way to skip the 9-to-5 grind! 😂👶🚫 #LifeHack"
They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.
Commentary:
"Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑💻📄"
What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?
Commentary:
How about becoming a professional tissue tester? 🤣🧻 Guaranteed job security and plenty of opportunities to test those tear ducts! Who needs tissues for the sad movies when you can have them for work? 😂 #NoCriticismAllowed
I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.
Commentary:
🤣 "I have sampled the buffet of working life, from employment to joblessness, and let me tell you – the real feast is generational wealth! 🍔👑 Who needs a job when you can just sit back, relax, and let your ancestors' hard work do all the heavy lifting? 💼💰 #retirementgoals"
The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.
Commentary:
Sounds like someone's resume is out of this world! 🚀🌌 It seems like the space bar had a mind of its own and decided to take a few breaks between words. Gaps in your resume? More like gaps in the galaxy! Who knew a tiny button could cause interstellar mayhem? 🌠🪐
People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.
Commentary:
"Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"
8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.
Commentary:
"Clearly this candidate has some killer moves they're just not willing to show off in the boardroom 🥋💼 No need for team-building exercises here, just bring on the karate chops! 💥💼 #ResumeGoals"