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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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