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Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Making waves on Snapchat:

New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

Making waves on Snapchat:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Going viral on Telegram:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Trending via Slack:

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Making waves on TikTok:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Spotted on Threads:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

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34 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

All the clouds have come out to play today.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

34 shares on Twitch this month:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

36 shares on Slack this month:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

60 shares on Slack this month:

They’re making me do work at work.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

Spotted on Slack:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Trending via Telegram:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Live now on LinkedIn:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Just shared via Threads:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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