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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of β€œunusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said β€œgo around it”.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself β€œwhat would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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