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Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Just shared via WeChat:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Making waves on YouTube:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Spotted on TikTok:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Seen just now on TikTok:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Just shared via Instagram:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Spotted on Messenger:

Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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92 shares on X this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

96 shares on Discord this month:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Tested positive for being single af

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Spotted on WeChat:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Just landed via YouTube:

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Trending via Pinterest:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Trending via Pinterest:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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